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illegalmath:

embarrassing story: i was 13, i was sleeping in class and my teacher screamed at my ear to scare me i woke up scared and threw a notebook at her face.

one time i slept over at someones house and they were talking about the movie zombieland and i didnt watch it but i wanted to fit in so i was like ‘omg that movie was sooo scary’ cause of the title and they were like ‘its a comedy’ and i wanted to die

okay you win

the other day at work my login for the till wasn’t working so my colleague told me her password and she said ‘and the usernames just my name you know my name’ and I had to tell her that after four months I still didn’t know her name

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